Cutting the Lawn in the Buff- Fail

It was the middle of summer and very hot. I asked my wife: - "Honey, it's very hot and I need to cut the lawn. What do you think the neighbors will say if I go out naked?"

It's hot outside!

My wife looked at me for a few seconds and said: - " They'll say that I probably married you for money ..."

and that's when the fight started...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

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