Wednesday

The Golfer and His Caddy


Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”


Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”


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Friday

Rupert Murdock, Wendi Deng and the Pie Incident


Murdock to Wendi  ~ "Slapping the Pie Guy was easy! Why didn't you slap those arrogant MP's who had the nerve to questione me?"
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Wednesday

Who's Talking?


A woman is sitting in the cool of the evening on the veranda with her husband.

Suddenly she says gently , “I love you.”

He smiles shyly, and asks, “Is that you or the wine talking?

She replies,

“It’s me…………. talking to the wine. 




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