Marriage Counselor

A woman who was always fighting with her husband decides to visit a Marriage Counselor.

Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?"

Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me."

Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just make a cup of chamomile tea and start drinking it. Just keep sipping and sipping."

Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed. Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I drank the chamomile tea and nothing happened."

Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...*******************************************

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Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs Over Women

1. Dogs think you sing great.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog’s parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

8.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

9. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

10. Anyone can get a good looking dog.




To test this theory:
I locked my wife and my dog in the garage for an hour,
then opened it to see who was happy to see me.

Not a good idea!
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... ******************************************* Bookmark and Share