1. Dogs think you sing great.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog’s parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
8.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
9. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
10. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
Bonus;
DOGS DON”T SHOP!
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To test this theory:
I locked my wife and my dog in the garage for an hour,
then opened it to see who was happy to see me.
Not a good idea!
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... ******************************************* 
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