Marriage Counselor

A woman who was always fighting with her husband decides to visit a Marriage Counselor.

Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?"

Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me."

Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just make a cup of chamomile tea and start drinking it. Just keep sipping and sipping."

Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed. Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I drank the chamomile tea and nothing happened."

Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...*******************************************

 

Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs Over Women

Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs

1. Dogs think you sing great.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog’s parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

8.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

9. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

10. Anyone can get a good looking dog.

Bonus;

DOGS DON”T SHOP!

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To test this theory:
I locked my wife and my dog in the garage for an hour,
then opened it to see who was happy to see me.

Not a good idea!

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************