My wife said (very calmly), "I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it."
I replied, "I placed a bet on a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse."
Obviously, my trusting wife told me she was sorry and made my favourite dinner.
The next day my wife hit me with the frying pan (again.)
I yelled, "What now..?"
She answered, "Your horse is on the Phone!!!!"
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...
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