Boob Proof!

After a few pints at the local pub I arrived home and said to my wife, "I never knew this. I am so glad my friends provided me information that can help me more properly use the English language."

She said, "What are you talking about?"

I said, "There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma!

 The Proper Way is: ‘ Okla . . Homa’ 

There’s a pause between the ‘a’ and the ‘h’."

She said, "No way!"

I said, "I can prove it!"

So I took her to the pub to meet my new friend.

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and that's when the fight started...