Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls' getaway trip -
Shopping, casinos, massages, facials, drinks with little umbrellas in
them, buffets, the whole deal.
Two days before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down
and tells her she isn't allowed to go.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the
bar drinking a glass of wine.
"Wow, how long have you been here and how did you talk your husband into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting on
the couch and my husband came up behind me, put his hands over my eyes,
and said, "Guess Who?"
"I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
perfume, two dozen roses were laid on the bed, candles lit, and rose
petals scattered all over the bed... On the bed, he had handcuffs and
ropes! He told me to tie him up and cuff him to the bed, so I did. Then
he said,
'Now, you can do whatever you want.'
So here I am.
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...
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