EASTER FIGHT

My wife and I went on vacation to Jerusalem. While we were there, my wife became very ill and I was told that she could die. I was informed that if she dies, I could have her shipped home for $5000 or I could bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.

I thought about it and decided she would just have to be shipped home.

The authorities asked me why I would spend so much money to ship my wife home?

I said, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take the chance…!”

And that’s when the fight started…