My wife and I were at church and the preacher began asking questions, just as I was falling asleep. The preacher asked, "Who was the savior?" My wife poked me with a knitting needle (Why was she knitting?)
I yelled, "Jesus CHRIST!" The preacher said, "Very good."
Later on, when I fell asleep again, the preacher asked, "Who brought us the 10 commandments?"
Again, my wife poked me and I shouted, "HOLLY MOSES!"
"Right", said the preacher.
Five minutes later, the preacher asked, "What did Eve say after she and Adam had their 46 son?"
This time, when I got poked, I yelled:, "DAMN IT! IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
And that's when the fight started...