Why Do Men Need Man Caves

Why does a man want a Man Cave

We’ll explain man caves once you 

explain the need to own 

3953489234698 pairs of shoes.

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

A Middle Aged Woman, Plastic Surgery and God

A Middle Aged Woman, Plastic Surgery and God

A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”
God said,”No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live”.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital

and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come

in and change her hair colour. Since she had so

much more time to live,
she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home,

she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

“I thought you said I had
another 40 years?

Why didn’t you pull me out

of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

Marriage and Natural Disasters Joke

I told my wife this joke:

 Natural Disaster - Marriage Joke

Nobody teaches Icelandic or Hawaiian volcanoes to erupt,
Floods to arise,
Hurricanes to form,

Nobody taught 

Rob Ford how to be an honest Mayor

Nobody teaches how to choose a wife
Natural disasters just happen !!!!!!!!!!

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************