Sarcastic Love Poems

The Washington Post had a contest, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as unromantic.... as the first line was romantic.

(These are really really funny!) 

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life. 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. 

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not. 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was p*ssed. 

5. I thought that I could love no other
That is, until I met your brother. 

6. Roses are red 
violets are blue 
sugar is sweet 
and so are you

But the roses are wilting 
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty 
and so is your head 

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face. 

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 

10. My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go to hell." 

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime 
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Why Do Men Need Man Caves

Why does a man want a Man Cave

We’ll explain man caves once you 

explain the need to own 

3953489234698 pairs of shoes.

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************
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