Marriage and Natural Disasters Joke

I told my wife this joke:

 Natural Disaster - Marriage Joke

Nobody teaches Icelandic or Hawaiian volcanoes to erupt,
Floods to arise,
Hurricanes to form,

Nobody taught 

Rob Ford how to be an honest Mayor

Nobody teaches how to choose a wife
Natural disasters just happen !!!!!!!!!!

natural disaster - marriage joke

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... ******************************************* Bookmark and Share