Sexual Attraction and the Tilted Head

Sexual Attraction and the Tilted Head

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My Wife voted for Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars

Is Jennifer Grey on her way to winning Dancing with the Stars, or will the dumb fans continue to support Bristol Palin?

Much better dancer!

Then and Now

I asked my wife why she voted for Bristol Palin.

She said, “I know she’s not a very good dancer, and she appears to lack intelligence (like her mother) and she is not that attractive, and she is overweight. 

But I like to vote for the underdog.”

Bad Dancing! Could be the name of a new movie!

I said, “I guess you can identify with her.”

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AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...

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Cutting the Lawn in the Buff- Fail

It was the middle of summer and very hot. I asked my wife: - "Honey, it's very hot and I need to cut the lawn. What do you think the neighbors will say if I go out naked?"

It's hot outside!

My wife looked at me for a few seconds and said: - " They'll say that I probably married you for money ..."

and that's when the fight started...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

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