Fooling Around

My wife and I had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. We decided to try one last time for the son we always wanted.

My wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. I rushed to the nursery to see my new son. I was horrified at the ugliest child I had ever seen.

 "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

My wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

and that's when the fight started...

Rejected!

The famous Sydney Opera House: there's not normally that many naked people standing in front of it!


I was one of the 5,200 naked people who embraced each other on the steps of Sydney’s iconic Opera House on Monday for a photo shoot by Spencer Tunick.
(The one in the middle)


My wife asked me why she wasn't in it?


 I replied, "Your application was rejected."




and that's when the fight started...

Silence is not always Golden!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let's stand in silence for 2 minutes.

and that's when the fight started...