My Grandparents Embrace the Hi Tech Revolution

My Grandpa told me that after much deliberation

he has decided that he and Grandma

should get more involved with the Hi tech revolution.

He thought he would ask for a new

Apple iCar for Father’s Day…

And he was sure Grandma would be delighted to get

( instead of a new vacuum cleaner )

the following new Apple product for Mother’s Day

The iRon

and that’s when the fight started

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

Lying all these days

The Toy…

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.  Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. 

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.  She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.  So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. 

She looked down…  and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device…  a vibrator!   Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.  She went completely ballistic. 

“You impotent jerk,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years?  You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I'll explain the toy… you explain the kids.”

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

It was my worm

We saw it first!

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************