Bumper Sticker

I just put this bumper sticker on my car!

and that's when the fight started...

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Curtis and Leroy ~ First Time Elevator

Curtis and Leroy and their wives were visiting a big city shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
Curtis asked Leroy, "What is this?".
Leroy responded, "I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don`t know what it is!".
While they were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and they watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 year old woman stepped out.


Curtis said to his wife, "You try it."

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... ******************************************* 

The Dentist

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Smith turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey."


AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************