The Golfer and His Caddy

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy: “Eventually.”


Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

Rupert Murdock, Wendi Deng and the Pie Incident

Murdock to Wendi  ~ "Slapping the Pie Guy was easy! Why didn't you slap those arrogant MP's who had the nerve to questione me?"
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

Who's Talking?

A woman is sitting in the cool of the evening on the veranda with her husband. Suddenly she says gently , “I love you.” He smiles shyly, and asks, “Is that you or the wine talking? She replies, “It’s me…………. talking to the wine.

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************