365 Times a Year! That's No Bull

365 Times a Year! That's No Bull

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Maxine and Marvin and Marriage Advice

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 (just LOVE this one)


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10 




After reading the funny information about Marriage and relationships, Marvin said to Maxine, "You should read these, they're really good! And by the way, you look pretty today."

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************


 

Old Girlfriend

An elderly couple were driving through County Kerry, Ireland. Irene was driving when she got pulled over by two ardai, one of whom asks her, 'Ma'am did you know that you were speeding?'

Irene turns to her husband, Mick and enquires, 'What did he say?'
Mick yells out, 'He says you were speeding!'

The Garda said, 'May I see your license, please ma'am?'

Irene, once again, turns to Mick and says, 'What did he say?'
Once more, Mick, shouts out, 'He wants to see your license!'

Irene gives the policeman her driving license.  The Garda retorts, 'I see you are from Kerry. I spent some time there once and had the worst date I have ever had.'

For the final time, Irene turns to Mick and asks, 'What did he say?'
Mick yells very loudly, 'He thinks he knows you!'

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

Nice Outfit!

I said to my wife, "That looks just like the last outfit you wore!"

And that's when the fight started...

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