Wedding Night

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh," he exclaims, "you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."

Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe. "We are married now," the new wife says. "You can open your robe!"

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, my! Let me get a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED.....  *******************************************

Quickies

A little boy went up to his father and asked; "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." 



"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." 



A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids. 



An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he had been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." 

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

Aliens Arriving Soon Urgent Message!

I informed my wife that,"Aliens are coming to Earth very soon and their mission is to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye."

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... *******************************************

$800 a Year

$800 a Year